Want to Leave a Smaller Footprint?

    WEAR SMALLER SHOES in the shoe store. Yes, it's a lame joke, but it's the
lame joke that gives this book its title. With all of the
interest we see these days in saving energy and resources, and
all of that talk about one's "carbon footprint" and "going green,"
few people point out the obvious: it works out best if you get by
with less. And that's what this book is all about: it's about living
your life using less energy and fewer resources, without adding
more of both to get by with less. Does that make sense to you?
It sure does to me.
    So welcome to the world of living small. It has nothing to do
with height, although, yes, 1 am short, and everything to do with
leading a life of less conspicuous (and sometimes not so conspicuous)
consumption. You need to know this right up front,
though: This is not about sitting there all alone in a damp cardboard
box, reading someone else's discarded magazines by the
flickering light of an earwax candle. (And does that paint a dismal
picture or what?) This is about living your life as you live it
right now, but living it using just a little bit less. That's all I ask.
    Yes, you are going to save some serious coin if you do even
a few of the things in this book. It would probab1y take very few
changes in your life to save the price of this book every month.
With a little more effort you might possibly save the price of this
book every week. Dare we hope for saving the price of the book
every day? A daunting task, but who am 1 to rule it out? For
many of us (yes, even me) , savings are first measured by the
money saved, and 1 don't have a problem with that. Money saved
represents both energy and resources saved, and that really is an
excellent way to track your progress.
    This book is not about adding more things to your already
fulllife. It's not about having to rush right out and purchase all
the latest and greatest technology, all those wild and wonderful
gadgets - in other words, buying a lot to save a little. Modern
technology is a wonderful thing, but all of that modern technology
takes both power and resources to build, install and run.
(And, yes, to throw it away when it wears out.) This is not about
that at all. This is about the opposite of that. This is about leading
a simpler life. Your life, but simpler. This is more about planting
trees than having to cut those trees down to make room for your
new solar panels. AIso, 1 see no reason to go into debt to save
money. That seems somewhat counterproductive, doesn't it?
And you paid cash for this book, right? If not, we need to talk.
    Chances are you can live your life as you're living 让right
now, but use less to get it all done. You can use less power and
water around the house, and use less fuel when you travel. You
can spend less, and still keep your routine. All you need is a
green routine. It takes surprisingly little effort to make a few
changes that will, over time, save you quite a bit of energy, resources
and, yes, money. These are things that take no more time or effort to do, but pay off in the long run because you 're using less as you do things just a little bit differently. And using less is better, right? Absolutely.
    I'm not going to send you off to other books or web sites.
You need not write for additional information. These are all easy
things, simple changes, and they are all spelled out right here in
this book. This is it: this is your blueprint for a simpler life and
for saving yourself a bundle of time, energy and money. You can
have your life and save it, too.
    Ah, but what about me? How small are my flat shoes? 1 usually
wear about a size 61h or so, but you also need to know that, yes,
1 really do all the things l've written about in this book. This
is my small life as 1 lead it these days, but l'm not doing this
all alone. The lovely }oAnn, my wonderful wife of over twenty
years, is just as zealous about living the smalllife (la vida teenie?)
as 1 am, and she handles our extensive recycling arrangements
with tremendous enthusiasm. And, yes, if you must know, she also wears
smaller shoes.
    i ride my bicycle to work,just as my wife both rides and
walks to do much of what she does throughout her day. 飞Ne
also walk and ride for fun and exercise, but bicycles and
foot power get us many of the places we need to go on a
daily basis. That's not to say we don't drive. We do, we just try to not drive everywhere and are always on the lookout for new places to not drive to. Walkingout to dinner is a fun night out for us. (We're just a couple
of crazy wild kids, aren't we?) My best friend called me a reen
freak" a while back, but 1 don't really see it like that. These are
just things we do - sensible changes we have made over time
to live our lives the way we want to, and to save us time, energy,
and money along the way. We still spend the money we save, but
we spend it on things that are more fun. Paying the power bill is
not fun. The less 1 have to pay there, the better.
    You also need to know that we do not live all alone out in
a cabin in the woods. We live in a perfectly normal house in
the middle of suburbia. Our house looks like every other house
around here. Well, mostly. There are those two green metal frogs
bolted to the outside walls, and the two big carved Tiki idols. Oh,
and the full-sized wooden bear on the front porch. Did 1 forget
anything? Ah, yes; the big red steel mooring ball by the front
door, a gift from oAnn's brother, Cecil the sailor. Still, overall,
we live in a normal, regular sort of place, surrounded by endless
humanity for miles around. I'm out there mowing the yard and
working in my garage like everyone else. Few people around us
have any idea that our lives are any different from theirs. Few
people know our deep green secret. Maybe they will after this
book comes out. Oh, my.
    1 do honestly believe that the key to success in this is to, no pun intended, start small. There's no need to rush around and gut your house, throw out your old life, and start over with everything all at once. We sure didn't. (And we're still changing things in our lives to do better and live smaller.) Pick one or two things to change, easy things, and give them a try. If you like
how that worked out, add a couple more. If you don't like how
that worked out, ask yourself what you can do that you willlike.
We all do what we can, but, yes, likes and dislikes are certainly a
big part of it. Some things might take a little getting used to, but
changes become habit over time. Small changes over time are
the key to success, 1 think. Big changes are a realleap of faith,
and much harder to get used to.
    Looking back, 1 think we first started by recycling newspapers.
Then we changed out a few light bulbs. 1 bought a little
folding bike at the pawnshop downtown. Small things all, but
each change led to more change, and now here we are: a couple
of suburban green freaks. (Or so they say.) 1 still say we're fairly
normal, and ifyou met us on the street, you'd have no idea what
sort of lives we lead. 1 like that. 1 don't have to travel incognito.
N ot yet, aQ，vay. Maybe it's not so much suburban green as
suburban camouflage. Hidden green. Green does come in many
shades.
    1 will say this, though, right up front: beware of "greenwashing."
Greenwashing is what happens when companies try to sell
you products by making them appear environmentally sensible
("green") when they are not. While you'll see 让in all manner of
commercial products and advertising, greenwashing is the most
glaring these days in the automotive industry and their TV commercials.
Let me just say this right here: as-thousand-pound
hybrid sport utility vehicle is not, in any way, shape or form, environmentally
sensible. lt's not green. lt just isn't, and no happy
woodsy TV commercial with little furry animals and soothing
acoustical guitar music is going to change that. No motor vehicle
is green, not even mine, and it really is green. (A dark, metallic
green.) C'est la vie. The greenest vehicle you can buy is a bicycle,
but even then, it sure used a lot of energy to make and deliver.
About the only way you can truly "go green" is to go walk barefoot.
I'm sorry. I'm not that green. Life is a balancing act. 1 have
my limits. 1 wear fashion shoes. Even if they're small.
    You'll see that greenwashing being used to sell everything
from huge cars to the smallest widget spanner. lt seems as though
everyone and their free-range organic sock monkey has something
"green" to sell you these days. Green is the new black.
Green is the new buzz word in marketing just about everything,
and there's little in the way of law or conscience to stop advertisers
from marketing leaking tubs of burning toxic waste as
"green." Caveat emptor? You bet. Sometimes literally. Beware
the greenwash. You've been warned.